“White guys over ten years of age who wear their baseball hats backwards. White guys, let me tell you something. You’re never going to be as cool as black guys. You’re white, and you’re lame. It’s a fucking law of nature. Turning your hat around and learning a complicated hand shake will not make you cool. And you black guys, since you started the whole thing, I’m going to let you stay with it a little bit longer. But I think, really, once you qualify for social security it’s time to spin that motherfucker around to the front again.”
—George Carlin
