Cellar Ghosts

1. Garageband strings section.
2. Obnoxious recycled beat.
3. Have Fergie wail in gibberish.
4. AUUUUUTOOOOOTUNEEEEEE
5. Don’t write any lyrics. Just go BOOM WAH POW [generic line about fun] WAH DANG DIP BOOP BLIP FLAB WOOM POW RAH [generic line about love].
6. Autotune that shit, too. 
7. Have that Matrix-looking dude stand in the background and do nothing.
8. Make sure to pick an incredibly irritating hook.
9. Repeat said hook 10,000 times.
10. Sample a song that has no place being in a Black Eyed Peas song, if necessary. 
11. Make sure the end product sucks even worse than these steps make it sound.
12. Convince dumb people to buy it.
13. Repeat forever and make shitloads of money. 

People who can’t be bothered to properly tag their albums before uploading them. I’m sorry but

01 band name song name album name [blank] [blank]
02 band name song name album name [blank] [blank]

etc…is not acceptable. It’s fine if that’s what in your library but when you upload an album for other people, have the decency to make your shit presentable and fix your tags you lazy tardnuggets.

Haha yeah, I haven’t posted in years. My user name was Burning Star IV (Coheed reference). I was the user who always used pictures of his cats for his avatar.

Ohhh right. I remember now haha. Good deal. Also, Burning Star IV Volume One is my favorite Coheed album. rad.

I know right, guys? Sigh. And yes, it’s someone on AP. Figures right? Only on that site. 

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